We are infested with them; they have taken over our pavements, roads and parks to pursue their dreams of perfect fitness. This pursuit is a completely egotistic act that is driven by a fantasy for uncharacteristic performance and individualism. Adorning their pretentious attire they disgrace the civilized society in which we live. Why do they strive to make us feel so guilty about our fitness? What are the joggers jogging from?
Join me and help rid the joggers from all public places. Help ridicule these ridiculous people. Help sabotage this tedious part of the joggers life, and help them overcome this unnecessary parade of undignified vanity.
Never trust a man in lycra.
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