Badges

I have some new badges for you to wear with pride. The badges are free and available now through this lovely blog. They go very nicely with the Anti-Jogger t-shirt.

The Anti-Joggers Handbook Issue 1 - Available From Today

My handbook for you budding Anti-Joggers is now available. Just ask and I will send you one.

25 Things The Anti-Jogger Needs

Nail Mat

This can be made by any Anti-Jogger at home very easily, all that is needed is a selection of small nails and a piece of carpet underlay.

When an unsuspecting jogger approaches all you have to do is unroll the nail mat underneath their feet and the spikes will demolish their running shoes. Hopefully this will burst any of the supposed air stores in the soles of their ridiculous trainers.

The Manifesto

We are infested with them; they have taken over our pavements, roads and parks to pursue their dreams of perfect fitness. This pursuit is a completely egotistic act that is driven by a fantasy for uncharacteristic performance and individualism. Adorning their pretentious attire they disgrace the civilized society in which we live. Why do they strive to make us feel so guilty about our fitness? What are the joggers jogging from?

Join me and help rid the joggers from all public places. Help ridicule these ridiculous people. Help sabotage this tedious part of the joggers life, and help them overcome this unnecessary parade of undignified vanity.

Never trust a man in lycra.

The Anti-Joggers T-shirt

This is the first design by George J Shait available to buy.

Wear proudly fellow anti-joggers.

Pin Trap

Rabid Fox Attacks Jogger

It looks like we have some friends in the animal kingdom that share our hatred for joggers,

Click here to read about the jogger attacked by a rabid fox.

Three cheers for the fox!

President Sarkosy

President Starkosy of France is a self pronounced jogger. He flaunts this hobby to the media at every given opportunity.

Click Here to see what The Times online has to say about it.

No Skating No Jogging

Clarence has the right idea.

Click here to find more out about why people go jogging.

STOP THE JOGGERS!