Tuesday 27 January 2009
Monday 8 December 2008
Badges
Sunday 7 December 2008
Friday 5 December 2008
Nail Mat
This can be made by any Anti-Jogger at home very easily, all that is needed is a selection of small nails and a piece of carpet underlay.
When an unsuspecting jogger approaches all you have to do is unroll the nail mat underneath their feet and the spikes will demolish their running shoes. Hopefully this will burst any of the supposed air stores in the soles of their ridiculous trainers.
The Manifesto
We are infested with them; they have taken over our pavements, roads and parks to pursue their dreams of perfect fitness. This pursuit is a completely egotistic act that is driven by a fantasy for uncharacteristic performance and individualism. Adorning their pretentious attire they disgrace the civilized society in which we live. Why do they strive to make us feel so guilty about our fitness? What are the joggers jogging from?
Join me and help rid the joggers from all public places. Help ridicule these ridiculous people. Help sabotage this tedious part of the joggers life, and help them overcome this unnecessary parade of undignified vanity.
Never trust a man in lycra.
Join me and help rid the joggers from all public places. Help ridicule these ridiculous people. Help sabotage this tedious part of the joggers life, and help them overcome this unnecessary parade of undignified vanity.
Never trust a man in lycra.
Thursday 4 December 2008
Tuesday 2 December 2008
Rabid Fox Attacks Jogger
Click here to read about the jogger attacked by a rabid fox.
Three cheers for the fox!
Monday 1 December 2008
President Sarkosy
President Starkosy of France is a self pronounced jogger. He flaunts this hobby to the media at every given opportunity.
Click Here to see what The Times online has to say about it.
Sunday 30 November 2008
Tuesday 25 November 2008
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